Harry, House, and Snape: Life in New Jersey

Dr. Greg House is Harry's father and Mr. Severus Snape is his teacher. What happens when they all get together? This is AU. There's no magic. There's some slash, but nothing explicit. There is also some spanking. And, of course, I don't own Harry Potter or House. I have revised this story and replaced the chapters as of March 19, 2016. Biggest changes are in chapters 4 and 11.