The Trials and Hardships of a Sarcastic Gay Teenage Emissary

Okay, maybe Stiles isn't gay. But he's definitely something. If one thing's for sure, Stiles is definitely lonely. He's tired of being the only virgin in their group of friends, though surpassing all of them in the way of intellect and maturity (most of the time). Stiles needs to get Stiles laid. (Or, the obligatory Sterek porn piece with a generous helping of smut and bad humor.)