Harry-kun's Unfinished Business

In which Harry gets railed by everything in existence, including Dolores Umbridge. Crack, Cringe, Modern Corporate AU, Mpreg, Multi, Humbridge— I'm sorry guys, I had to. They made me do it. You didn't want this. I didn't want this. Even Zeus himself would shy from this absolute monstrosity. But this is what we all get for living in a society. You can thank Dylan, btw.