Is it a crime?

Private Detective Ron Weasley finds himself embroiled in a dangerous game of lies, love and intrigue when a mysterious brunette shows up on his door steps one late stormy night. Hardboiled detective/noir style crime thriller set in a non-magical AU (think Dick Tracy but not set in the 1930s) with crime bosses, a down on his luck detective Ron and a femme fatale Hermione.