Summary
"I was hoping to persuade you to join me on an adventure." Gandalf proposed. "If you want drugs, you're in the wrong tavern." She was a grump, a drunk, and swore like a sailor. "I assure you I am quite serious." Gandalf smiled at her. Wait, he wanted to SAVE the dragon? "...Bullocks." Party banter and sassy talk was all in a day's work. Grumpy OC, no romance. Strays from canon.