Sonic X-TREEEEEEEME!

Hey, remember Sonic X? Did you ever think while watching it, "boy, wouldn't it be great if instead of being set in some dumb place specific to Sonic the Hedgehog, it was set in the real world in 2003, only where everything that I the author has ever read, watched, or played and not hated is canon"? If so, then boy do I have a treat for you, me! (not related to the canceled game)