A Helping Hand, or A Hogwarts Bathroom Ballad

Desperate measures are taken to avert a two-family-crisis, and just like that, desperate times are ahead for Scorpius Malfoy. Seriously desperate times. Lucky for him, he has a true friend who is ever ready and willing to lend a hand... [Slash, SM/AP, Next Gen, M for naughtiness. General/Romance with a pinch of crack. Sequelthingy "A Helping Handshake" now complete.]