Seven Remake Ex's

Well, I'm dating this girl Andrea (totally hot) and she says we need to talk. Well I'm a nerd and I don't know anything about girls so I need your help to remember all the stupid things I did and apologize to her. So I'm telling you everything that happened so you get a better understanding. Oh did I mention her last name is Voorhees? And her (remake) Ex's I had to fight?