The 12 Step Program for a Recovering Death Eater

To pay for his part in the war, Draco's given 12 steps. Theo revises them, and things get slightly off course when one of the steps includes apologizing to Hermione Granger, who refuses to acknowledge his efforts, which is inconvenient as he can't move onto the next step until she does. Basically, Draco's fucked, which is, ironically, the first step.