Cecil and Carlos

Cecil and Carlos sitting in a tree. Treeeeeeees...they are us. Welcome, listeners, to Nightvale. Outgoing Mayor Pamela Winchell has called a press meeting to announce that the rating of this broadcast may eventually raise to M. You have been warned. Bathe in the dark glow of your horrible, sinful, wicked mind. Also, Carlos and I would like to announce our engagement.