Stranger Things Have Happened (No They Haven't)

This is a crackfic I wrote during the chaos of finals. I was reading a lot of stories that dealt with wild Hogwarts parties and I wanted to try one out for myself! Weird pairings warning! Slash! Hermione/Severus, Harry/Draco, Lucius/Ginny, Ron/Bellatrix, Voldemort/Minerva, Sirius/Remus, Neville/Narcissa. Don't like don't read!