Harry Potter and the Pottermore Problem

H/D slash, crack!fic. Harry Potter was very excited to read about his life online, with his biographer's new official site dedicated to his life. However, the Sorting threw up a nasty surprise that he wasn't expecting. Silliness, smut and OOC-ness in this crack!fic oneshot. Don't expect a serious plot. 'Cause there isn't one.