Oneshot - FBI OPEN UP!
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Two universal truths: 1) Nobody is beyond the sight of the FBI. 2) If an eldritch being (like I donno, the MoD!) finds a concept that is incomprehensibly wrong, like the idea of Weasleys with the sneers of Malfoys, then he will do anything in his power to make it come true. Kudos if it messes with the lives of Ronald My-Only-Purpose-In-Life-Is-Eating Weasley and Draco I-Use-More-Ha