Night Raid watches Hellsing abridged AU of AGK

so all of the Night Raid members gather around to watch an AU of their own world. Excpt in this AU, Akame is a 'FUCKMOTHERING VAMPIRE', Esdeath is a murderous catholic nun, Mine is a big tittied police girl, Tatsumi and some of his friends al mercenaries, Lubbock is a butler, and some more shit coming along. may God have mercy on Akame because her vampire self is an absolute pain.