Memorable Messages
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"If you're calling to make death threats, please press 1. If you're calling to threaten my family, please press 2. If you need my address to send a letterbomb, press 3. For anything else, press 4 and leave a message after the tone." Alex has always given out his number to anyone that asks for it - terrorist, criminal, colleague, or random stranger. His life through voicemail.