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**CRACK!FIC** It all happened on one ordinary day at Hogwarts...if you call cheesy scripts, OOCness, crappy plotlines, filmcrews, annoying authors and general horrible-ness "ordinary." Which is why we aren't; instead, we'll call it a CRACK!FIC. Warning: May be offensive to authors who generally like OOCness and straying from canonic facts. [KBOW]