I Don't Wanna Die Without Any Scars

(― Chuck Palahniuk, Fight Club) Hellsing has been massacred, and Integra hires the Family Business to be her personal guard. But there's a certain self-obsessed vampire servant that tries to make their lives as difficult as possible. (just me inserting the Homestucks into Hellsing for fun; follows the story line of Hellsing Ultimate) (i am motivated solely by reviews)