The Kings, the Prince and the Sex Problem

Dain's son and the dwarf woman, Brangwyn, have been betrothed for some weeks. But, they still haven't shared a bed, as is traditional. Have they got a problem? Well, you know what they say: 'They fuck you up, your mum and dad/They may not mean to, but they do.' Can Thorin and Thranduil, those two well-known sex experts, give them some advice? Story 9 in the series.