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Shh! A Harry Potter Fic!

By Samalander
In Harry Potter Fanfiction
English
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Status
28 September 2002
5 March 2019

Summary
Caution to serious HP fans: Contains adultery, creepy little children, and that wench Hermione getting thrown out of a window. Read if you're in the mood for a flame... Though I DID try to write it well....

Genres
  • Mystery
  • Parody

Characters
  • Draco M.
  • Severus S.

Contents 11 Chapters
  • The Sharpest Part of the Pointlessness is the Beginning 5 March 2019
    880
  • Try Not to Piss Off the Creepy Kid 5 March 2019
    930
  • And Now, Something Good to Look At 5 March 2019
    1.6k
  • Three of Spades 5 March 2019
    571

Shh! A Harry Potter Fic!
By Samalander • 11 Chapters • Updated 3 Nov 2002
0 12.1k words 0 0
  • #1 The Sharpest Part of the Pointlessness is the Beginning
    880 words
  • #2 Try Not to Piss Off the Creepy Kid
    930 words
  • #3 And Now, Something Good to Look At
    1.6k words
  • #4 Three of Spades
    571 words
  • #5 It IS as bad as you think, and they ARE out to get you
    1.2k words
  • #6 Sin, in the original packaging
    1.4k words
  • #7 I'm the prettiest
    1.2k words
  • #8 Ice cream and snow cones
    691 words
  • #9 It's Grrrrreat!
    1.2k words
  • #10 Don't step on the keyboa fdjaunrleingeins
    1.2k words
  • #11 My Baloney has a first name, it's DRACO
    1.2k words