Harry Potter and Latent Content of Dreams and it's link to Lycanthropy

This is basically self loathing crack fic set in The Prisoner of Azkaban. I was forced to write it for a uni course and I thought some of you would get a good laugh out of it. It's Harry Potter but if that quack Sigmund Freud made the magic. Also I made Lupin and Sirius gay for one another because my professor asked me not to make characters gay for no reason. (one shot)