Here Comes the Slayer!

What would happen if Honey Boo Boo had been the chosen one? Written in epistolary form, from Alana and Giles' respective journals. There are Buffy spoilers. And while I am aware that Honey Boo Boo is not a work of fiction I have tried to enhance her personality so that she does seem more like a caricature of herself. I hope that makes sense!