The Soldier, The Poet, and The King

This is ridiculous. My house burned down, my village was raided, I'm lost in the woods, I'm in a net hung from some big-ass tree, I'm talking to a demon who just 'language'd me, and I have no idea who this 'Skeppy' fellow is This story is an AU based on the dreamsmp lore and the song The Soldier, Poet, And king, obviously. In a place where both magic and knights exist (SBI fic)