You Stupid Jerkwad

I'm bored and in a hurry and just moved so I don't think it's very good but here it is! My first fanfiction. Hope you like it! ITS NOT WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE! Also, bad words, and bad words in foreign languages. It be funny. I hope. I DO NOT OWN HETALIA OR ANY OF THE CHARACTERS! It all belongs to Hidekazu Himaruya.