A strong body and a broken mind

When that dumb wizard turned up on my doorstep, I should have sent him away. Instead, I grabbed my weapons and followed him. That was the worst mistake of my life. Or was it? Warnings: some heavy swearing, implications of sexual intercourse, a bit of angst and one very angry female. (Currently un-beta'd. If you find any mistakes, please point them out so I can correct them.)