The List

As Hermione stared unblinkingly at the ceiling of St. Mungo's, she listed all the things she was absolutely positive of: 1. She was in the hospital. 2. She had been in an accident. 3. She thought it was 1999 and the healer thought it was 2006. 4. Malfoy claimed to be her husband. 5. Ron was nowhere to be found.