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  • The Curious Lives of R Lutece

    A series of one short, Lutece-themed stories and prompts given to me via tumblr. Rating range from K to T.

  • The Patron Saint of Bees

    Over the course of two Valentine's Days, the Luteces become acquainted with another facet of Saint Valentine. Set in the same continuity as Robert & Rosalind are Dead, so you may be confused by the 1905 Valentine's Day if you don't read R&R first.

  • Hello?

    Welcome to your first night as the new guard at "Fazbear's Fright: A Horror Attraction!"

  • Pavlov's Gingers

    Robert thinks Rosalind should wear her hair down more often. Rosalind talks about Pavlovian conditioning instead.

  • Five Nights at Freddy's: Infinite

    Booker DeWitt awakens in a security guard office. Now, he must find the answer to the most important question of his life: Is he ready for Freddy?

  • Burial at Sea - Episode 0

    Elizabeth has come to Rapture to settle a debt. But before Elizabeth can have her fateful meeting with Booker DeWitt, she needs to perform a small favor to some old 'friends', and help two familiar faces escape the doomed city. A prequel to Burial at Sea, containing Lutecest and a greater tie-in to BioShock 2.

  • Fact from Myth: Lutece and Lutece, Lifting Rapture into the Future

    Fact from Myth with Myles Bloom looks into recently salvaged recordings allegedly taken from the city of Rapture. Recordings which document the lives of two previously unknown scientists who lived within the fabled city, and what happened to them as the city decayed.

  • Robert & Rosalind are Dead

    The debt has been paid, the circle has been broken, and the Lutece twins are ready to resume their quantum travels. But every action has a consequence, even for them, and this time, they don't have a Booker DeWitt to do their dirty work. This time Rosalind and Robert will have step out of the shadows and save the day, and that's a bad sign for the odds of success. Spoilers for BaS

  • BioShock Infinite: Full Lutece Consequences

    In honor of the eighth anniversary of the squirrelking's epic "Halflife Fulllife Consequences" saga, a retelling staring the Lutece twins!

  • Rick and Morty Meet the Lettuce Twins

    While on their seventy fourth attempt with Booker and Elizabeth, the Luteces run into an old "colleague": Rick Sanchez, and his grandson, Morty. Spoilers for BioShock Infinite and Burial at Sea. Implied Lutecest.