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  • The Evolution of Fear

    Harry knows that Sirius loves him—the only thing keeping them apart now is fear. CHAN, NON-CON, MATURE CONTENT. A top personal favorite.

  • Getting Under the Skin

    In a perfect world, Ron would never have to talk about his feelings at all. Draco's pretty perfect. MATURE CONTENT, kink, see inside for complete warnings. Dedicated to my bbff icanhaspancake. ::blows kisses::

  • Lavender and Parvati get Jiggy wid It

    see inside for real title Parvati is a bit nervous of Lavender's dildo, and for good reason. Femslash, oneshot, crack.

  • The Antonym Effect

    In which Pansy is a drag king, and Hermione goes about spicing up Ron's and her relationship in rather the wrong way. Oneshot, femslash, infidelity, LOTS OF REALLY MATURE CONTENT. A personal fav!

  • In Which the Laws of Nature Turn against Hugo Wea

    The universe was against him: this was the only possible rational explanation for how Hugo'd ended up here, stuffed inside the tiny broom cupboard with none other than Scorpius Malfoy. Slash, oneshot. MATURE CONTENT WARNING OMG.

  • Ladies in Waiting

    bb!Malkin makes bb!Grubbly-Plank a dress, sex happens. PWP. Otherwise known as, my original summary was not kid friendly so I had to describe it with simple words. Bleh.

  • The Scintillating Secret Tryst of Epic Proportions

    Ron and Draco have been trapped by the rogue Room of Requirement, and there's only one way to get out. Crack, oneshot.

  • New Year's Day

    Parvati plans to finagle a kiss from Lavender at midnight and see where things go from there, and it almost works – Lavender just sees things going pretty fast. Heck, it's a complete PWP.

  • Earphones

    Everyone is back at Hogwarts from Christmas break, and Ginny can’t ignore Hermione’s new muggle machine…or Hermione herself, apparently. GWHG femslash.

  • Harry Potter and the Case of the Mind Control Beam

    Just some post-DH crack!fic. There's something odd going on at Hogwarts, something that's making it mysteriously hard to say the simplest things... Will the golden trio prevail? Happy fourth of July!

  • Ubi Caritas

    AU of HBP. Hermione's sixth year is turning out a bit...complicated. She's having strange dreams, Pansy seems to be trying to seduce her, Ron and Harry aren't speaking to her, not to mention that Voldemort's back. Award winning fic! Femslash. HIATUS

  • Curious

    Millicent snorted. "What, as though I would know. The next time hordes of girls decide to throw themselves at me, I’ll let you know what it’s like." In which Pansy misbehaves, and Millicent makes some unfortunate life choices. Femslash.

  • Snowflake Theory

    Ginny has discovered a theory about how to successfully catch snowflakes in one's mouth, but refuses to tell Hermione what it is. Oneshot, femslash, sorta fluff.

  • Footsteps

    When Cedric died, Cho fell to pieces. Angelina came along and picked up the pieces, and gave them back one by one. But the last piece cannot be given; it must be taken. Oneshot, femslash.

  • Graduation Presents

    HGGW femslash. After a year away, Hermione returns, only to show up in disguise at Ginny's graduation ball. What secrets will be uncovered before the night is over? And will they be brave enough to finally reveal their feelings?

  • Unforgivable

    Betraying Bellatrix is one thing that is simply not done. Pretty darn dark, compared to what I usually write. femslash, BDSM, NOT noncon, for once. Oneshot.