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  • Powerless

    The war rages on, and Padma finds herself locked in the Ministry prison, powerless to do anything in her situation. That is, almost powerless... PPHG. Tragedy, Hurt/Comfort, Romance, Humor. Yes, four genres. Why not?

  • I Still Do

    A ghost love story. Has been endorsed by people who don't even like femslash! Oneshot, not a songfic title is from the Cranberries, though.

  • The Chinese Room

    hpdm slash. Absolute silliness. Featuring whiny!Harry, misinformed!Draco, a detention, a misapprehension, and a series of confrontations that may or may not have gone badly ... you get the idea ... caution: swearing

  • 200 Po Vstrechnoi: A collection of songficlets

    Self challenge to write a 100 word drabble based on each of the songs in tATu's album 200 Po Vstrechnoi. Tons of different parings, all femslash! Just read it, they'll take less than a minute, honestly. See inside for better summary...

  • Cracked Filament

    Random April Fool's fun! This was originally a serious drabble; indeed, too serious, so I edited it down a few notches. If only I always wrote this way...

  • Communication

    George knows something Fred doesn't, and just can't keep it to himself anymore. But first, he has to get Fred alone. And then, hope that it comes out right. Simple, right? Twincest, gift fic for Colette1me.

  • A Certain Flair for Business

    Fred and George need to test their new line of products, but both their potential test subjects walked out on them. No matter. They'll do what they have to do to; it's for the shop. Twincest.

  • Momentous

    Ron finds some memories Harry was sorting through, and finally sees something he should have known all along. Slash, major flangst warning.

  • Blindsight

    In the dark, she could have been anyone at all. A story of silk hair and unrequited passion and the sound of her voice. Fleur/Hermione, oneshot, femslash, rated M for very explicit sexual content, etc.

  • Pieces of ASS

    5 ficlets written for The ASS Fest over on LJ. A variety of fluff, angst, introspection, boysmex, etc. Beware of the adult contents in the M ones! Two are PG, but the rest aren't, and if you should be staying away from them then you know you are.

  • Stakeout Surprise

    Draco has no great affection for Ron Weasley, but he *loves* his cock. MATURE CONTENT OF THE FLUFFY SMUT VARIETY. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.

  • Cling to the Past

    Harry and Seamus are two of a kind; it just takes them a while to understand exactly what this means. Light drug use, mature content. A personal favorite! Have you loved a rare pair today?

  • The Shopping Trip that Never Happened

    Victoire has a special gift for Rose on her 18th birthday. Unrepentant smut, lemons, pr0nz, pwp, etc. MATURE CONTENT RESIDES HEREIN! ...Have you loved a rare pair today?

  • Bend Over Touch Your Toes

    Millicent and Ron: not a lot of talking, quite a bit of inappropriate touching. Work in progress, rating may go up later. Another personal fav! :D

  • Annihilation

    Sometimes it is necessary to touch bottom in order to know which way is up... See inside for more detailed summary, warnings, etc. Harry/Draco/Snape. ANGST. ADULT CONTENT. AND ANNNNGST.

  • The Intervention

    Harry really needs to lay off those cheering charms. Oneshot, teenyfic.

  • It Happened in the Pantry

    Hermione is at her wits' end, Ron is reluctant, and Harry, as always, is in denial. Oneshot.

  • Fermata

    In their drawing room is a piano. Oneshot, teenyfic, femslash, het, infidelity. A personal favorite.

  • We Sew the Eyes on Dolls

    Narcissa loathed Molly Prewett; this was something Molly had to understand. Oneshot, femslash, some mature content. Personal favorite.

  • Pineapple

    Hermione finds herself in a compromising position. MATURE CONTENT, consent play, kink, het. See inside for complete warnings.