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Flashing The Floods

  • skeletons don't mash potatoes

    Lysander was subdued euphoria. Nathaniel liked him in intricate simplicity. Beyond crappy, plotless, worthless, awful attempt at fluff-ish Nathaniel/Lysander crap. Gift fic for owldistraction.

  • squiggle

    It's an accident, really.

  • sparkling banana slugs, lookit em' fly

    There's nowhere left to move on to. Kentin. Castiel. Vaguely dystopian AU crap.

  • Digits

    She didn't know Amber had her number. OC/Amber femslash.

  • let's hide behind the chainsaws

    Kim did not expect a ghost. A ghost is what she got. AU. Mild Kim/Violette femslash, mostly gen.

  • piano

    The aliens that abduct Jade are not friendly ones.

  • leave me, save the caterpillar

    It happens twice— Castiel, Nathaniel. Crap. Written for TheFigureInTheCorner.

  • means to an endgame

    Nathaniel volunteers because he has nothing to lose. Hunger Games AU. Mild Castiel/Nathaniel slash...Or maybe it's not really slash. I don't know, interpret as you will. Crap punctuation. Crap everything. Crap, crap, crap. Reposted for reasons.

  • it's 9:30— there's fish everywhere

    Endearment and tenderness are not included. Senseless, crappy, drabblish-type, one-shot crap written for MsAsumness. Castiel/Nathaniel slash.

  • a sword of handpicked flowers—Ø

    She despises herself more than words can convey and she uses that as fuel to recklessly drive herself to the thick of every labyrinth, into the face of every wretched witch. Female!Castiel. PMMM AU. Rule 63. Crap punctation, crap everything. Very mild, blink-and-miss-it femslash.

  • Roadrunners are Cute

    Survival is a lot of things and pretty isn't one of them. Crappy crack fic! Total crappy crack fic! Warning for cannibalism.

  • it's okay for napkins, the candle is flameless

    You want him carnally and you want him substantially, and you've felt a lot of fire in your life but never has there been an inferno quietly roaring behind your breastbone (you'd say your heart, but you already gave that to humanity and you're not one to recant promises). Worthless, crappy attempt at angst for MellaTheKnightmare.

  • Offensive Fish Meat

    Leon and Kaito decide to do a duet. They sound so terrible that all the other Vocaloids commit suicide. Crappy one-shot written for MellaTheKnightmare.

  • Coconut Boats

    Surprise gift fic for MellaTheKnightmare! Crappy attempt at fluff-ish type Kentin/Alexy stuff.

  • Phony Petals

    Hatred is such a beautiful thing. A simple conversation. Nothing more. Perhaps a bit less.

  • lacy ovens in the fridge

    Hear that? Of course you don't, stop looking at me.

  • breakfast grew eyes

    Earthquake fic for TheFigureInTheCorner. Utter crap beyond the levels of crap.

  • fizz

    Castiel almost argues anyway. Slash. For Angel.

  • რ –glue

    Routine is very difficult to disassemble. And you, well you're probably misassembled, but you're definitely not irreparable. Melted trash bag crap, spoilers for the latest episode and whatnot, kind of. Just more crap.

  • asPen craYons

    Four months is not a long time. It's a blip, the blink of an eye, the brush of a warm breeze. Crap! Total, unplanned, filler crappity crap crap. Edited.