After Mordor falls, a hunter from the Misty Mountains joins a displaced Isengard Uruk in hopes of claiming some of the loot in the ruins of Sauron's domain. Along the journey they develop unexpected (totally expected) feelings. Can they get the big cash money wad or will they die like pigs in hell? Slash.

Azog's relentless pursuit of Durin's Folk runs deeper than a simple duty to his people. Slight Azog/OFC, mostly gen.