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  • Darkness Comes in a Pink Package

    Severus finds a student in the halls after hours, but all is not what it seems to be.

  • The Potions Prodigy

    Lucius Malfoy isn't one to make friends, but when his father gives him a very specific request, he finds himself sharing the company of a younger, surly Slytherin boy, one who may prove to be more use to the Dark Lord than anyone could imagine.

  • Chopsticks

    To celebrate the last day of the school year, Albus Dumbledore is treating his staff to a delicious meal. But is there more than meets the eye to this little excursion?

  • A Very Naughty Present

    Hermione and Severus are newly married when they find a strange gift sitting on the table of their personal quarters. But when the contents of that gift escape, will they be able to figure out the true reason it was sent to them in the first place? AU, SS/HG

  • The Very Unlucky Dragon

    Someone has spiked the pumpkin juice with Veratiserum. Snape, of course, already has a culprit in mind, but just how far will he go to prove it?

  • Daddy for a Dance

    Severus Snape doesn't like to drink. He also doesn't like weddings. He most certainly doesn't like small children. In fact, he doesn't like...well...much of anything, really. But, when he finds himself in close proximity to all of these things, he also finds himself in a surprising situation that might just lead to a little tenderness after all.

  • Severus Snape and the Sobbing Stag

    Severus has seen his fair share of odd things, but a stag that speaks in the voice of James Potter? Now THAT is a disturbing thought. Based on an AU prompt request from Tumblr.

  • But Aren't We Friends? Best Friends?

    Severus Snape loves his best friend, Lily Evans. He just doesn't love her like THAT. Lily, however, has other ideas... Based off of a random thought I had about how Severus is often painted as a creepy friendzoned loser, and how it would be interesting if the truth was actually reversed.

  • The Entirely Believable Adventures of Henry Porter: Scientist

    Based on a writing prompt from Reddit: what if, on his eleventh birthday, Henry Porter were told that he was not, in fact, a wizard as he had been told all his life, but a Scientist? This is a parody and tongue-in-cheek deconstruction of the HP series that I will continue regularly if there is enough interest. Expect a lot of SCIENCE and the wonder and mystery it entails.

  • Time and Time Again

    The Portrait of Albus Dumbledore has a mission for you, if you choose to accept it, but if you go back in time, will you ever truly be able to move forward with your life?

  • The Curious Case of the Suspicious Substitute

    Severus has a problem. A completely illogical problem. Professor Regnarg is the new substitute professor, and Severus keeps finding her teaching all of the classes at Hogwarts. The problem is that Severus has the odd feeling that he's met her before, a feeling that only gets stronger the more he spends time with her. He must discover her true motives before it is too late.

  • No One But You

    Hermione knows that she'll never measure up to Lily, and in her bitterness, she begins to doubt that Severus wants anything to do with her other than a physical diversion. But when she learns the truth, will she stay in his arms or cut and run?

  • Tastes Like Teen Spirit

    Snape is overly happy to the point of being creepy. And wait...did he just eat a baby?

  • The Happiest Place on Earth

    Written for the QLFC S4 ALL PROMPT CHALLENGE! Severus Snape finds himself stuck in a difficult situation- chaperoning Death Eaters at a very special location that even the most evil people in the world can't help but enjoy. Follow our favorite evil murderers as they enjoy a fun-filled day together.

  • A Taste of Fire and Ash

    Albus Dumbledore and Gellert Grindelwald were the best of friends- inseparable from the moment they met. Both have much in common, including a shared fear of rejection. But when they both try a glass of some well-aged firewhiskey, will it finally loosen their tongues enough for them to finally be honest with one another?

  • Beauty and the Bat

    Severus Snape enters a strip club looking for something very specific. Will he finally get what he wants? This short piece explores the possibilities.

  • An Unconventional Pleasure

    Strange noises are coming from the other side of a door. And, as always, Harry and Ron, and pretty much every character in the HP universe needs to know what it is. But, as they will find out, some things are best left a mystery.

  • Moment of Truth

    You've been accepted for training with Severus Snape as a member of the Order of the Phoenix. Will he learn something about you that you don't want him to see?

  • Your Snarky Guardian Angel

    You've been captured by Death Eaters and taken to Voldemort. All seems lost. But wait, who is this come to save you? Will he risk everything for the one he loves or sell you out in the name of the Greater Good?

  • Not Quite a Dogpile

    Hermione wakes up and finds herself in a dogpile...well, not exactly...hijinks of a very HAIRY variety ensue.