In which Harry, Hermione, and Ron get sucked into Middle Earth by way of a defunct portkey on their way to the Quidditch World Cup. Set in the beginning of GoF/The Hobbit. Rated M for violence and language.

April O'Neil has been dogging her boss for months to let her cover something more than just fluff stories. Bernie finally throws her a bone. It's a lead in a fifteen year old cold case. AU!