James decides, with his usual candor, that it would be a brilliant idea to try to teach Hermione broomstick flying and Quidditch. Hermione disagrees. Too bad James doesn't listen and disaster, flying and groin-crushing ensues. JamesHermione. Complete. Companion piece to Don't Overthink Things.

When he is tortured, he thinks of her. Deathly Hallows AU where only Ron, not Harry and Hermione, are captured and tortured at Malfoy Manor. Dark Ron/Hermione. Male/male abuse. Complete but I will be adding two sequels to it here, thanks. *Now rewritten with betareader*

Xeno/Sirius/Hermione. Wacky and crazy story. Everyone was getting high in the 1970s. Hermione unfortunately is stuck there with the biggest stoner of them all: Xenophilius Lovegood...plus young Sirius comes along too. Because Xeno is his drug dealer...things just get crazier from there. OT3

Tonks is given the incredibly dangerous mission of breaking into Malfoy Manor by posing as a blonde pureblood. Sirius and Remus are assigned to help her. But everything goes mind-boggingly wrong when she runs into her own sister Hermione who has already infiltrated the Manor by dating Draco! A tale of love, war & mistaken identities! *With Sirius crossdressing*

Sometimes goodbye is just the beginning. Sirmione mini novel. Post war.

How Xenophilius Lovegood and Pandora met and fell in love. Lovegood family fluff/romance. "Then you don't want me to avoid you?" "No! That was the most foolish request of all." Complete little fairytale :)

It's Hermione's hen night and Ginny takes her out. With a big surprise. You'll never guess who she hired! "You're the worst stripper I've ever seen! You should've been fired ages ago for mouthing off to the customers!" Chapter 16: Severus Snape Argentinian Professor of Tango! with flamingos! Chapter 17: Cat Nap Surprise

"I'm right here," he sighed as he grabbed her hand in his own. It was warm and rough and felt so real as his larger hand encircled her fingers and rubbed at her palm. "The ones that love us, never really leave us." SB/HG intense. M rated later...Motorbikes, karma, late night kisses, tyrannical redheads called Jess, the usual...

Snape and the Marauders were enemies in life, can they become friends in death? Sirius, Remus, Peter, James and Lily each have their chance to speak to Snape and exchange barbs and long overdue apologies. RIP Alan Rickman. Now with ch5 Lily and funny ending!

Hermione stays the summer at Grimmauld Place and develops an unlikely connection to Sirius Black. Together they solve a mystery, prank London, bother each other and try to defeat the Dark Lord. Post OotP/Year 6.

What if the prophecy in the department of mysteries was about Sirius, not Harry? What if Hermione finds an ancient box in the Black family's possession that curses her and ties her fate irrevocably to Sirius? When forced into making a decision, will Sirius do the right thing or act recklessly? Dark Sirius. Eventual M. Dumbledore bashing. Violence. Romance. Battle scenes. REWRITTEN

Pending work. Cryptic prologue.

Dont drop the soap. Siriusly.

Sirius Black could have any girl. But tonight he wanted her. Was it just because she was with Arthur and wanted what he couldn't have? Or did he love her? She could never tell when he was playing games or being sincere. "I'm only going to tell you this one last time Molly. Stop pretending and come with me right now tonight or you're going to regret it for the rest of your life."