How do you cheer up Sirius Black? With fake plastic turds of course. Christmas fluff: Remus/Tonks, with Sirius and Remus friendship; James in memoriam. Have a holly jolly Christmas.

Writing Challenges and Drabbles. New chapter: Harry's pet snake friend.

Hermione and Snape are both adults when they start dating, but the big age gap between them still makes the former Potions Master uncomfortable about approaching her parents...or asking for her hand in marriage. Plus Lucius gets involved...because he's a nosy bugger. Snamione snark and fluff. Title changed because I'm trying to think of a good one. Snape worship of course, later.

Sirmione. Sirius/Hermione. Post-war family and why they still have time for love...and getting skittles and gummies stuck in their hair by their prankster kids. [Part of Bookworm and Azkaban Escapee universe, but set years later.] [Fluff without plot.] [Sequel: How to Get Rid of Your Kids] [Sarcasm!]

Hermione makes a list. Of all the things Sirius Black is doing to drive her up the wall...and other surfaces. Humor/comedy. New dilemma: SPEW HATS on the wrong ends of house elves! STOP IT SIRIUSLY!

Sirmione tales. Sirius/Hermione. Postwar, prewar, comedies and timetravelling assorted eras. Newest chapter: clubbing again.

The red-head is her Knight with freckles and Godric Gryffindor's Sword. Now he just has to meet her parents. Ron/Hermione. Complete.

Imagine Snape and Sirius, I do. Severus Snape/Sirius Black happy fluff. Enemies turned to something more...? My new OTP. Snape is Sirius's dirty little secret. Song: Teenage Dirtbag

Ron and Hermione's marriage of social justice, change, humour and odd romance. Because Hermione was first and foremost: an activist. SPEW humour and Santa Clause included...

AU. She did not escape out of Malfoy Manor.

Cat!Hermione is an animagus kept by Draco Malfoy. It is his condition for letting her live. Of course, he's more affectionate for her than he admits. She is cute after all. Dramione. Mild sub/dom roleplay.

Sirius thinks Hermione hates him. But there's actually only one thing Hermione wants for Christmas...and it starts under the mistletoe. But will she be brave enough to tell him? Warnings of Molly Weasley, boxing day, the twins, pranks, giant chocolate frogs & cruelty to house-elves.

AU. What if Tom Riddle's diary was never found or used in Book 2? And when Voldemort died in Book 7, he didn't actually die? Voldemort, in his handsome younger form, turns up for Christmas of course, and Hermione just happens to be the unfortunate soul who is given the diary by a vindictive Malfoy. Post war fluff. Two Shot. M for misbehaving, sexting and twisted plot twists.

How do you build a great school like Hogwarts? By using the elements of course: Fire, Earth, Air and Water. Godric/Helena. Godric/Rowena. Salazar/Rowena. A dark tale of brilliant minds gone awry with love, greed and inescapable lust for knowledge. Complete.

Anthony Goldstein/Hermione. With his roots in New York and his heart in England, Andy must deal with a hate crime against his family while remembering his heart and the wedding ring he carries in his pocket for when he returns. But will Anthony Goldstein be able to find or solve this hate crime, or will he let hate overshadow his heart? (Channukah story)

Remus/Sirius. Sirius is a girl, Remus is the boy who takes care of her as her troubled family life and addiction problems threaten to make this runaway's heart unbreakable. Wolfstar, angst and humour. But can Remus teach Sirius to stop breaking the laws a

"What is your name?" "Alastor," he panted. Long swaths of silky dark reddish-brown hair fell into his face; she could only make out one of his piercing blue eyes. Time travel. Hermione/mystery.

Draco is a tortured artist. Hermione is his muse. But can Hermione help this broken Death Eater see the light again? AU Dramione. Dark, warnings of verbal abuse and servant/master assault. When you are blind with rage, can you see the colours anymore?

Serious Sirius oneshots, no comedy here, just complete seriousness with sirius. Sirius/Molly. Chapter 2: Sirius/Petunia Chapter 4: Astoria Greengrass/Sirius. Coming eventually: Sirius/McGonagall, Sirius/Augusta Longbottom; Sirius/Rowena Ravenclaw

Sometimes you think you have everything you want, until you realize everything you have is a lie and nothing compares to the girl that makes you cry. "I think about her everyday." Bill shook his head, "I don't want you to see her again." Fleur/Hermione. Bill/Fleur. Complete but with sequel vignettes that continue their affair.