Emperor Palpatine parodies songs from his perspective, mostly towards Vader. At this time, mostly Belle & Sebastian songs.

As a half-blood apprentice, he's beginning to gain a footing in a society that might just undergo a seismic shift. He's also trying to puzzle out Lily the enigma and do something about all the killings. Sequel to "These Lonely Hands"

…why wizards avoid the internet. Besides the fact that their magic doesn't agree with computers Slightly crack-y, and there's something wrong with the fourth wall here But, no, it's not a scary space-time crack. . Drabble, sort of.

I happened across a response to a musical shuffle challenge, and I felt like doing one myself. Genre and characters vary, although I might mark some of the most featured ones. There is one drabble per chapter.

Once a friend, now merely an observer, who cannot seem to exert any measure of control over his world or hers, he is losing her, and maybe everything.

Inexplicable crack, with neither plot nor continuity, really. Two unauthorized individuals make their way into Dumbledore's office in the headmaster's absense, and a lot of questionably edible things appear.

This is utter plotless crack, and might be considered a predecessor to "LUEftL!" Contains a petulant Voldy, a knitting Snape, McGonagall's almost-homicidal insanity, wannabe-Communist Sirius, confused Harry, and assorted other characters. Written in '08.

What if Trelawney was a complete fraud? And one who could be bought out, for the right price, at that?

Her father named her after the infamous tragic lover, and her husband refused to use the name. But a man she should hate comes along and calls her by it. Songfic, non-chron, AUish, OCs.

Remus has been reduced to looking for a Muggle job, and Severus is trailing Minerva through the mall. All conclude that they had best avoid over-exuberant salesmen in the future. Based on a real life incident.

Sirius is feeling remarkably alone in the world with the Marauders dissolved and his guilt almost undeniable. Whilst seeking a reprieve from his grief at Grimmauld Place, he receives an unexpected, though not totally unwelcome guest. This is NOT slash.

Lorcan D'Eath, the part-vampire heartthrob, is… well, let him narrate the tale. Something of a parody. It'll make more sense if you're familiar with the Discworld, especially the vampire lore, although it's not a crossover fic.

The next drabble. Lucius is tipsy, and musing on cowardice and what it means to be a Malfoy. Sort of set in my general fanon universe. Note that this fic contains a bit of Muggle-bashing.

Voldemort can't see. What's a poor dark lord to do? Why go to the optometrist, of course! Who else needs glasses, and how will Voldy deal with pretending to be left-handed? And, most importantly, can he get his contacts out?

Two thirds of the Golden Trio, the loony headmaster, that half-giant, a half-mad Auror, the Potions Master, and an aristocrat, trapped inside a laundromat. Acting crazily. Sound like a recipe for disaster? Indeed. Crack fic, no pairings.

Another drabble, companion to "Orange". The woman Snape is courting reflects on colors he should wear. "Green suits him...Do I mind it, that stroke of melodrama?"

Drabble. Severus muses. His topic? Footware. "As long as her definition of "Slytherin green" does not venture, even at its extremities, into the forbidden territory of chartreuse."

Scalloped potatoes, bees on the Knight Bus, dogs riding carpet sweepers, and The Scarf. After her potion explodes, Tonks and her professor go on an out of this world adventure. Doctor Who themed. One shot.