Recreational potions, a bottle of Firewhiskey, and Apparating while ossified into a live action role play game. What could possibly go wrong? Includes: substance abuse, cross-dressing, slash,, historical misunderstandings, and a dodgy moral compass.

Implied Yaoi! Ron bashing! And a bad sense of humor(hangs head in shame) With Harry's chastity under constant threat, he decides it's time to take matters into his own...well, read and find out.