A number of problems can develop in life when you live on an island where centaurs, pirates and dragons are the norm. Karkat Vantas will no longer stand for the plight of the lower classes; he, along with the leaders of three other realms, John Egbert, Dirk Strider and Feferi Pixies, come together to plunder all tyrants, pirates and general dickheads.

One day in the Christmas holidays, Remus takes a trip to the usually deserted library only to find Severus in tears - how will the two react to a new found friendship, and perhaps... even more?