Snapshots of the life McGucket and his son lives in Gravity Falls before the day when everything they would care about would change reared it's ugly head. Formerly Hazy Summer Days, no longer a collection.
(One shot) There are a lot of things that no one really knows about Soos. But none more mysterious than what his last name really is. After realizing this, Dipper drags Mabel along as he tries to discover what a last name could possibly be hiding. (Rated T for Dipper's slight creepiness.)
Today was just not Bill Cipher's day. What started out as another ploy for revenge had somehow landed him stuck in the middle of playing tea-party along with a slightly insane Shooting Star, along with her brother, a pig, and a stuffed bear-puppet he swore was out to get him. Wait. Did it just move! Yes, today was most definitely not his day. No pairings, implied Stan Twin theory.
It was the night before Christmas, and all through the Shack, a single blue light glowed, a certain Dorito was back. An interesting thing to know about this fellow; asides from his hat, he was rather quite yellow! A triangle in shape, bestowed with one eye, despite having no tongue he was very quick to lie.
Zim observes a curious Earth ritual known as "flirting" takes place. He formulates a plan to control all the population of Earth with this new-found knowledge. "Ms. Bitters, have I ever told you your crushing of the human spirit is a most admirable trait?" Unfortunately for Zim, females of Earth aren't very accommodating. (Cross posted on AO3.)
Luna finds herself faced with many minor inconveniences as she tries to finish her schooling at Hogwarts: the frivolous antics of her fellow students, an ongoing war, being trapped in 1943, and the non-stop chaos that she begins to spread in her wake. A time-travel fic.
A series of one shots and drabbles that revolve around the two. What ifs, AU's, In U's, hidden scenes, stories in general. Telling tales of the relationship. The good, the bad, the downright weird and creepy. Chapter 86: Mabel Pines' Flying Circus. A scam wedding (scamdding Stan's words) in this case. The ultimate scheme for money-making and present-getting.
Dipper and Mabel come across the broken pieces of a man trapped in Bill after they exorcise the demon out of him. He may have been freed from Bill, but that doesn't mean the demon is anywhere near finished with any of them. And he'll do anything to get his vessel back. [ChipDip and MaBill but not Pinecest or a love-triangle.]
From the hands of one evil into another, Mabel finds herself making a deal with the worst of them all in order to keep her son safe. Or as safe as they can be once she had promised anything to him. Naturally, Bill already knows what he wants; Mabel broken beyond repair, and an heir. He begins to play mind games with Mabel as questions about her son's origin come in to play.
Bill comes to the Pines twins, begging for them to make a deal with him before it's too late. Questions of his origins surface. How does the forgotten life of William Cipher come in to play? Is there anything left for him when his past's faded in to thin air? DISCONTINUED FOR BEING A BLEMISH ON ALL FAN FICTION. The paring is whatever you want to see.
Giovanni moves on from the Tohjo Falls in search of a rumour turned legend; The boy on the mountain. Needless to say, he is met with a surprise.
Caught up in the lies and tragedy of the past, Stan finds himself caught in a sticky situation with the twins and Soos. So he does what any reasonable person would do. Make up a completely bogus holiday to hide his tracks. (Cross posted on AO3)
The Pines have escaped death many times after coming face-to-face with horrifying monsters so much so that one can't help but wonder; Why it that Dipper and Mabel never have nightmares about what could have happened?
Slight ChipDip. Bill manages to anger the spirit of Excessive-Winter-Timeness-And-Holidays after his hat brings it to life. Needless to say, getting stuck in tree with Dipper was not something he anticipated. (Cross-posted on AO3)
Dipper reflects on the unsolvable questions of the unknown. Quite literally.
Eleven years had passed since the death of the Potters, waiting the Dark Lord's rise to power once more. The divides between the houses of Hogwarts only grow father as time goes on, hinting at a darker manipulation of their lives. So what happens when the admittedly naïve views of the Boy-Who-Lived try to heal this rift? Ravenclaw!Harry, Manipulative!Dumbledore, slight Severitus.
Being held captive was nothing ever new to Mabel Pines. Over the years she had gotten used to enimies of Dipper attempting to use her to gain the journals. But never would she think that one day her brother might not show up to rescue her. Four-parter.
Dipper, Soos, and Mabel try to find the mayor of Gravity Falls. Only, they don't know who exactly he is. Against Stan's warnings, they find his office, where it's found it has been abandoned for years. Only to release Gravity Fall's absent mayor. Naturally he wants to change things, starting with the Pines... "You're hired!" "You can't hire my sister as a vice-mayor!" "Yes I can."
Falling... As Dipper tries to decode the laptop late one night, a realization of what he has become rears it's ugly head. Leaving him to wonder what to do when even the journal who told you no one could be trusted in the first place is the thing that he should mistrust the most. Set the night before "Sock Opera."
Mabel's memories of the past three months are gone. She finds that her brother is acting strange, while Bill is the opposite. Unable to pick a side, and on the brink of loosing what little sanity she can cling to, she makes like the journal and trusts no one. But how long can it last? Winner of Jameer14's story of the year and best drama story. Border-line M. Being rewritten.