One late night after a Quidditch match, James, Remus, and Sirius have a drunken truth-or-dare celebration up in the Gryffindor dorm. But some surprising events unfold... RemSir. Fifth-year. Full of cracky goodness! Co-written by Dreaming-Of-A-Nightmare.

When Lily was almost gone, she heard James groan out, "I'm definitely going to keep interrupting your time with Snape, especially if it gets you to kiss me just so Snape can escape." James said to her with a cheeky smile. She stomped back into the room, slapped James with all her might, and stormed out the door again. "Merlin, I love that woman." James whispered.