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  • A Deadly Game of Phone Tag TWO

    The sequel to A Deadly Game of Phone Tag. New victims, old victims. AFTER HBP. Voldy's gone crazy as well it seems...

  • Accidentally Okay

    After the Death Eaters have their fun at the World Cup, Dumbledore decides to send Harry back to the Dursleys' just in case. Harry shows up at Hogwarts with a broken arm, and Dumbledore takes extreme measures when he doesn't believe Harry's story. Rated T to be on the safe side.

  • Breakfast with the Dursleys

    The Potter kids are curious why dear old dad never cooks bacon for them. Harry decides to show them the house he grew up in and introduce them to the Dursleys.

  • Crack Stories of Old, The Dark Lord

    Two crack stories revolving around Voldemort. Voldemort was simply too petulent to share on the other Crack fic that I put up. Includes Voldemort's rendition of a very AU death, and a letter to Harry Potter. 2006-2007.

  • Crack Stories of Old

    My collection of crack fics that I couldn't bring myself to delete completely. Includes a Firebolt obsessed Harry, a Snape with clean hair, a NEWT crazed Hermione, and a Christmas at the Weasleys. 2006.

  • Through the Window

    Harry wasn't entirely hidden when he sat by the lake after Sirius died...

  • A Costly Mistake

    On the anniversery of Sirius's death, Harry goes to eat dinner alone. What he doesn't know is that someone is following him.

  • A Deadly Game of Phone Tag

    Harry decides it's time to fight back against Voldemort with technology. Currently being revised.