A shitty SI fic written in my spare time in response to the profusion of Good Swordboi GaryStormStarkBaratharyen inserts where printing presses are as easy to build as IKEA furniture with all the pieces and the uplift goes great because you've somehow killed all the bad people with pikes and gunpowder. Up until the author drops it, which my update rate virtually guarantees I will.

It was quietly spoken among the Romany that there that there were people born under a lucky star. Even so, it was known that such individuals were not destined for a happy life. For the sole survivor of the Zingari family, Lady Luck was one capricious bitch.

Shortly after peace between the Galactic Alliance and the Yuzzhan Vong, Jacen Solo is on Coruscant, trying and failing to fit back into his old life after losing his younger brother and being imprisoned and tortured for a year. One day, he receives a visitor who has survived similar, and may give Jacen some needed perspective. His name is Tycho Celchu and he was held at Lusankya.

STORY ABANDONED.Harry Potter is taken from Privet Drive at a young age by an eccentric older relative named Harry Paget Flashman. How will this change in upbringing shape the boy and his world? You do not need to have read the Flashman series to get this.