Gods do exist... And are a rather dysfunctional family. What happens when Paradox, goddess of Chaos, Impossibilities and time travel is bored and decides to meddle in the life of one Harry Potter?

This is a series of poems I've written recently and liked. They are all on different characters and look at their point of view or an aspect of their character. Hope you enjoy!

The Dark Lord Voldemort has been defeated... By a car! Everyone gather round to hear the story of The Car-Who-Conquered! A silly little one-shot that my sister suggested and I just had to write. Hope you all enjoy!

Harry's face to face with Voldemort in the Ministry Atrium with Dumbledore nowhere to be seen. He's convinced that he's going to die any moment when an unexpected person appears from Voldemort's past. Who is she? Read to find out! What happens when two very familiar gods get adds to the mix?

...Then expect unexpected results. Harry uses the Resurrection Stone, but is he ready for what happens next? Strange magics are at work that will change the course of all their futures. All Harry can do is go along for the ride. Not that he's complaining. Canon compliant up until the Battle of Hogwarts. George keeps his ear. Madness and hilarity a guarantee. (I hope).