John's enjoying his day off, Sherlock's at a crime scene. Nothing out of the ordinary. Right? OCTOJOHN! Porn, M/M, Tentacles. You know, beware and all that. This was co-written with a stranger on Omegle. OneShot. Complete.

The Doctor and Rose are on a planet exploring. So of course there's trouble just waiting to nab them. Rose/10 SLASH! YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED! If explicit scenes of sex disturb you, run. There's also a bit of angst at the end. ONESHOT.