Ok. Remember all those Fairy tales we heard when we were young? Well Instead of those characters who were in them originally, imagine Naruto characters in their place.
"UUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGHHHHHHH" Welp...time to change my sheets...AGAIN! Fourth time this week... and its only Tuesday...
"My name is Sasuke Uchiha, My likes are NOT you, and my dislikes ARE you..." NOT YAOI!
Hinata jumped up on the table and pointed out at the crowd of people much like Naruto did in the Chuunin exams. "FESS UP! WHO DID IT?" She screamed.
The last Uchiha? He is. Rookie of the year? Been there. First Genin level S-rank rogue ninja? Done that. Kage killer? Ask Danzo. Madara reincarnated? Don't insult him. Nurse?. "Sasuke YOU HAD ONE JOB!"