"Carefully, like one would approach a wild animal, L reached out." "This is my sister?" Near said almost skeptically. ABANDONED.

QLFC Final Round 2.

QLFC Finals round. Featuring: William the Conqueror and Armand Malfoy.

QFLC Finals. Or Semi-finals. I forgot which.

QDLC finals round 1. Really this round is so awesome. Totally not unnecessarily inconveinient or complicated.

Severus Snape dreams of hands interlaced.

Fluffy Gaunt Family: Merope receives Slytherin's locket.

17th century England no-magic AU. Severus Snape is an apothecary owner and doctor. Lily Evans is a beautiful village girl who's been ostracised due to rumours of her being a witch.

Written for QLFC Round 10.

Harry is a girl. Except, it's only in his mind. But really, that doesn't matter because everything is in his mind—even Dumbledore agrees. His whole life has always felt like a twisted, absurdly old story of quintessential heroes and prophecies and sacrifices anyways. OR: in which Harry's dislike of Petunia cutting his hair has a new meaning.

Donaghan Tremlett, once a member of the acclaimed Weird Sisters band, is now a muggleborn on death row because he saved a delusional fangirl from the same fate.

Love truly conquers all; Grindelwald triumphs; Albus Dumbledore loses; and yet, in his defeat, gains everything he has ever desired. Or: in which Arthur Weasley is an Astronaut, Lucius Malfoy becomes a moon rock, and all of magical mankind gradually become shooting stars. AU where Grindelwald and love win.

In the end, he could only wonder why he felt so terribly bitter and blue all the livelong day. Written for QLFC Round 6.

In which Sirius sends the Marauders fairy porn.

A fanfiction on the parody of the myth of Oedipus and on Dark!Harry Potter fanfiction in general in which Aunt Petunia is a greedy cardboard character, Harry is the new suicidal Mr Dursley, and Sirius seriously does not, in fact, appear, except as a doggy corpse.

In which Hagrid hatches an egg and is eaten by a snake. One-shot. Written for the QLFC Round 2.

"IN ANONYMITY THERE IS IMPUNITY; IN IMPUNITY ONE IS ABOVE; IN BEING ABOVE THE PETTY LAWS, ONE HAS SOVEREIGN IMMUNITY. AS SOVEREIGN YOU ARE KING IN BEING KING YOU ARE FREE. IN BEING FREE YOU ARE GOD. THERE IS GODHOOD IN ANONYMITY. THERE IS AN ANONYMOUS KING." - Written for the QDLC Round One.

Lavender Brown is out of time. One shot. Written for Round 0 of the QLFC.

Kicking a dead man was probably not the best idea she had. One-shot.

It all started one cold night, when a usually ruthless blonde woman walked by Privet Drive and found a baby abandoned on a door step. Rita decided to take him in. Find out what happens when Harry is brought up by a vindictive beetle, and taught the art of reputation-shredding at his mother's knee.