What if James and Lily didn't die all those years ago? What if River and the Doctor used the Chameleon Arch to hide from bloodthirsty aliens? What if they were thrust into the magical world? What if they had a kid? What if that kid was... Harry Potter?

55 things the Doctor loves about River.

What if the Doctor and River had a baby? What if Kovarian and the Silence kidnapped her? What if that village in China was actually a Silence stronghold? What if they got her back, safe and sound, but gave her to one of their most trusted friends for her own protection? What if Skye's 084 status was because her parents were Time Lords? What if Coulson remembered?

When Reid calls in sick, the team is concerned, as it's so unlike him. When they check in on him however, they find something shocking, his wife. The one he took the day off to nurse back to health. But she stays sick. What's going on?

Hari's entire life is being read to the school... and the Dursleys. Not to mention that her family from the future just visited. Fem!Clever!Genius!Prankster!Powerful!Harry Powerful!Secretly Clever!Prankster!Neville

Someone's visiting Reid at work! Who is she? Why is she kissing him? What's going on? Ooooooh, my head hurts. Reid(Doctor)/River

What if Lila made her moves on a very uninterested married man? What if said man's wife came by? And that man's wife was River song? Spencer Reid is 11.

Loki's adopted, but he's not a frost-giant. Phil is not what you think he is. Everything is about to collide, and the resulting explosion will have repercussions that can't be imagined. Almost completely AU.

One nasty case involving a psychopath with a historical art fetish could tumble Reid's every effort to protect his wife and everything he holds dear when he has to call her in. Reid is 11.