She hiked her way into another universe, there's a pebble in her boot, and she just wants to go home. Akatosh has other plans. Read on as my stupid self-insert stumbles her way through Skyrim. May devolve into the realm of crack, may get dark. Who Knows, I write it by-chapter. Always accepting suggestions. Enter Command Here, yo. (Xposted on A03)

Suthay Khajiit are born under New Masser and New Secunda. A Suthay gets too many New starts. Set in 5E 404, after the great Dragonborn is lost and not found. (Reborn!OC, may fall into the realm of crack at times. No pairings at this time.)(Story on Ao3 as well! Pictures included occasionally)

In which the main original character is dead before the story even starts, stays dead for the duration thereafter, and the word "dead" doesn't necessarily mean "gone." Hints of RL/OC. Slow burn, eventual RL/OC. Rating subject to change.