You thought it was over? HAHAHA...it was. But now the dares are back and better than ever in this sequel to the beloved 'Diamond Dare Show'. New characters to dare, new Pokémon arrive, and Swords has all new ways to torture the ninja. Rated T because of language, you all saw that rating coming.
You read that title right. Details inside. Mostly for people with Twitter accounts. And Myspace...HAHAHAHA lol jk, no one uses that anymore.
One county. One town. One dare show. Join Swords and her co-hosts as they face the deadly night known as Halloween with the darable characters. They'll encounter ghosts, vampires, werewolves, and evil animatronics from a children's pizzeria. Will they make it? DDS Halloween special. Dares are due by October 25th. Rated T (of course).
Welcome to the Diamond News Show. With our anchors, Swords and Ratchet, we will bring you all the news happening around Ninjago in the funniest way possible. Rated T (even for a news show). And, as always, the summary sucks.
The ninja are assembled to discuss a plan to defeat The Great Devourer when Dareth suddenly makes an appearance. Just a funny short story I made for your entertainment. Enjoy!
Classic Disney will be parodied into Ninjago songs! Song will range from Mulan, to Frozen, to the Lion King, and much more! Enjoy!
Swords sings her own parody describing her life ever since she clutched her diamond sword's handle. This is a parody of "Love Runs Out" by OneRepublic.
A variety of Ninjago song parodies! (I'm gonna be writing a lot of them so I figured...might as well put them in a story) Suggestions are welcomed!
Amber now knows her origins and peace has returned between the two dimensions. And with a box that allows travel between universes, everything seems perfect. Until a malfunction causes the portal to close. With Amber and Clank in one dimension and Ratchet and the ninja in the other, the dragon and lombax will have to trade jobs to maintain balance. Amber a hero? Ratchet a ninja?
Swords does the Ice Bucket Challenge. Be sure to check out this story, cause you might have been nominated to do the challenge as well!
Ratchet finally gets his own parody: Lombax Rage! A Diamond Dare Show parody of Poker Face by Lady Gaga.
Gather around everyone and read the most messed up version of Ninjago ever! I'm talking cuss words, yaoi references, drunk sensei's, and as many fourth wall breaks as you want! Rated T for language and basically everything else that happens. Possibly the weirdest thing I have ever written, but trust me, it's worth it.
Random 'did you know' facts about my stories. Check it out, some of them may surprise you!
Jay encounters a not so friendly robotic stop sign and picks a fight with it. Little do they know, their little tussle will turn Ninjago upside down. Possibly the most random thing I have ever written in my life. But I assure you, it's funny. Rated T for language and violence.
New show, new parody, new theme. It's time once again to decide on a new theme for The Diamond Dare Show! Like last time, the most popular parody will become the new theme song. This time, the songs are from Frozen and Owl City. Enjoy!
A kind of songfic dedicated to Zane and Pixal
Another season, another set of reactions...only this time there's eight instead of thirteen.
A parody of "Love Runs Out" for the airing of "Enter the Digiverse" and "Codename: Arcturus"
Swords accidentally chips off a piece of her diamond sword while sharpening it. She'll have to go through a music montage in order to find a new diamond to repair it. (Featuring Pickle Overlord as Tim Tim)
A montage to celebrate my one year anniversary on Fan Fiction. Upcoming stories included. Rated T because...eh, I don't know