Sherlock Holmes was never really a dog person. In fact, he is afraid of them. But what happens when John gets a hold of this information and adopts a pet dog for their apartment? Can this case of cynophobia be stopped by man's best friend? Contains Johnlock

The ledge scene from Yes Man? Amazing. The edge scene from Sherlock? Suspenseful. What do you get when you cross them together?...Amazingly suspenseful. Rated T for attempted suicide, I guess. Short story.

George Harrison is a young boy in love with another man. Unfortunately, this man is taken. How will things play out for him? Ringo Starr is not your average queer. Behind his eyes, there is a hidden message he refuses to let anybody see. But what is it, exactly? (Warning: mentions of abuse though not too graphic. Also, contains Rory/Ringo and George/Ringo.)

Halloween...two boys...and a haunted house. But this isn't just your ordinary horror story. (Rated T, just to be safe, though it could just as easily be K-plus .)

Johnny Bravo is a narcissistic Elvis-impersonating young man who just wants to spend the day watching TV. But what happens when Little Suzy recruits him to help sell lemonade? And worse, invites a certain nerd to help as well?

Dexter and Mandark are the smartest scientific geniuses in school and the biggest of rivals. But what happens when they are given the option to reveal their secret talents to the whole school? Will everything change? Contains: Dexdark and OC's.

Join the Beatles as they retell a story from our own childhoods about a young man named Georgilocks who intrudes upon the house of the Three Beatles. Slightly AU-ish, like a lot of my previous fics. Includes some slash if you squint.

Sherlock Holmes is a rude, arrogant individual who is very self-centered. But...is he really? Could a man named John Watson see through his stoic disguise and delve deeper into the real Sherlock who just wants a friend? Contains future Johnlock. You have been warned.

Sometimes, it's amazing how destiny can lead you to a whole new direction. And Waylon Smithers has yet to discover what or who lies at the end of the path he must follow. (A Moe/Smithers fic, made for a request. Also has a bit of Burns/Smithers Sr. Rated T for swearing and drunkenness, I guess.)

Elliott Gilbert hates Calculus class out of all the ones he takes at NYU. But will a certain friend of his potentially make it less unbearable? Based on what I felt during my Algebra test. (Warning: contains Kelliott. Rated T for swearing, but that's about it.

Exactly how it sounds: Mr. Burns assists Smithers, and Smithers keeps coming up with commands. But will he take it too far?

It's Valentine's Day in Springfield and Smithers is struggling to find a way to admit his love for a certain owner of a nuclear power plant. What happens when he decides to write a poem? Contains: Burns x Smithers. It may not be Valentine's Day yet, but who cares?

A poem written in Atticus Finch's point of view about the coexistence of good and evil in this world. Originally a school project.

Thanks to his parents, Dexter is forced against his will to go to the town pool with Dee Dee. But what happens when he encounters a dangerous situation? Will a certain lifeguard be able to save him? Warning: contains Dexdark. Don't read if it's "not [your] division". Title inspired by The Fray.

Craig and Eric have always liked each other as more than friends, though they haven't told each other yet. But when Drake and Josh invite them to a slumber party, what kind of things unfold? Warning: contains Craig/Eric(obviously) and "Truth or Dare". Read at your own risk.:-)

Susan "Mandark" Astronominov and Dexter McPherson have been rivals ever since they can remember. But what will happen when tragedy strikes the redheaded genius? Could it be that there is some good in Mandark after all? (Contains yaoi. No like, no read.) Disclaimer: The characters belong to Genndy Tartakovsky and Cartoon Network, but the story came from my imagination.