I have a very strict gun control policy: if there's a gun in the room, I want to be the one in control of it. Clint Eastwood...and perhaps Mackenzie McHale.

In a million different ways, she was saying goodbye, bit by bit. It hurt him to realize he never saw it coming. Post 2 x 08. Forgive me for this, but in this story, the engagement never happened.

Engagement rings and new apartments can't fix everything. Will still has some making up to do with Mackenzie...he just has to catch her first.

Some post season two fluff/drama, with a title nod to Woody Allen and Jeff Daniels, cause I just had to.